1. Kokomo liked to relax with a little light reading.
2. He ate his cherries with a spoon, because what kind of baboon eats them any other way?
3. And when it came time for his human to say his prayers, Kokomo was very respectful.
4. We could all learn a lot from the li’l guy.
Google is set to photograph street views of a deeply haunted place. – [RocketNews24]
Lamenting the death of the American pun at the hands of words like “bridezilla” and “guyliner.” – [Slate]
The Hawaiian state senate has passed a law called the “Steven Tyler Act.” – [Newser]
5 ways to look at Hugo Chávez’s legacy. – [TheWeek]
An interview with Jeff Dowd, the inspiration for “The Dude,” occasioned by the 15th anniversary of The Big Lebowski’s theatrical release. – [HuffPostEntertainment]
An incredibly cool self-sufficient home dreamed up by a Dutch design studio. – [Treehugger]
You know that YouTube clip called “Worst Movie Death Scene Ever,” from that Turkish movie? Now there’s more footage, sort of. – [DeathAndTaxes]
10 adorable Gabriel García Márquez photos juxtaposed with poignant Márquez quotes, in honor of his 86th birthday. – [Flavorwire]
PETA is protesting whaling in Assassin’s Creed IV, just in case there’s whaling in Assassin’s Creed IV. – [Geekosystem]
Headline Story: Learn all about Kokomo’s long career, with adorable videos included. – [Gothamist]
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